Ragnarok Online

Hey.. I have just returned from home. Yupe! I mean HOME as in your own house! How cool is that? You are at home but you just return from home as well.. Ok, it makes no sense. Hey, are you trying to make a fool out of me? I don't take that! 

 OK, so these days I have just locked myself at home surrounded by the internet world. So what have I been doing? Hmmm.. nothing important, nothing exciting, exactly nothing particular lately.. I’m just sitting in front of my computer playing RAGNAROK ONLINE! Heard of it before?

Actually, I didn’t want to play that game at first. But the other day my brother downloaded it (the private server where you level super fast) and asked me to join. I was thinking twice for it but in the end I was the one trapped in this ADDICTING GAME. SH*T! How did that even happen?

Ok, RAGNAROK ONLINE. It was my 1^st MNORPG game ever. I started the game before in Secondary 2 but I eventually quit after the bad news came out which is server started to charge $$ in a monthly basis. I'm not lying at all!! I'm still a student that time. HELLO??? Do you even think i have that $ to pay for a game. NO WAY! 

What is RAGNAROK ONLINE?

Pictures are stolen from somewhere in the internet! xD

There you go; it’s mainly where you just choose a character and level-ed up, become the HERO in the game and get new gadgets and accessories so you look COOL to others. Haha.. that's just my perspective. Not sure for the real gamers out there!

(But For non-gamers, you will not understand this feeling! You’ll just say it’s a waste of time.) HAHAHA But truly, it’s kind of a time waster except for the fun of dressing your characters in cute outfits. Hey! That's just like playing BARBIE!!!

Oh no!!! Nudity exposed in my blog! But hey, how come they don't have nipples?

Back to story,

Somehow, when you started playing you get to meet a lot of new friends from the same country as you to friends from the end of other world. Plus, you can start maybe talking with guys you think they are cute in their game character/real life character?

WHY I WRITE ABOUT THIS GAME?

That's a BOO-HOO for me because MY GAME JUST GOT BANNED by the STUPID GAME MASTER. Wth?? Damn, what a boring GM he is. I didn’t even do anything, no vulgar in the game, just leveling and chatting with people. Or maybe I did say something ?

There is this female character in the game who offer help so i can level to 255 max. When my level was only level 120++. Really great to have someone like this, she took me to a very dangerous place to kill monsters and so i just sit there in my chair leeching leveling points and eat popcorn then i close my eyes when i open my eyes i was level 255! It was too fast less than 15mins i guess. so i said to her

ME: I think I leveled to fast that I just farted.

I guess the GM saw it and BANNED my account cause i was farting in my comfort zone! Sigh, so unfair.

I’m so angry at the GM because I just made like 4 new wings for my new accessories collection then he banned me. T.T Pui…pui…pui… without saliva coming out. HAHA

My new 4 wings accessories.. Now, it's all gone. Really waste my time to find the ingredients and made those wings. Sigh.. I HAVE PROVE YO!

JUST GOT BANNED!!!!! HATE GM!!!!! BLOCKED MY ACCOUNT!!!!!! WHAT A SON OF A GM!!!!!!

But the funny things is hor, what if you play this game and meet a guy who is very generous in the game and keeps giving you stuff then you find out you kinda like him in the game? But, he turns out to be like this in real life?

BEHIND THE SCENE:

 Don't you think that guy looks like Cartman from SouthPark?! Haha.. with messy hair.. fatty boom boom.. sad emo person..

                                                                     OR

I thouhgt i was BARBIE. This is another part of my hobby other than playing Ragnarok Online. Dressing up in my little puff clothings.. Just like in the GAME!

ME: I guess just let me Suicide for good! HAHA.. Nah, I'm just kidding. 

What will it be then? Is that a TURN-OFF? or a TURN-ON? Come on.. Honestly, guys!

Lesson of the day : Just don't believe in the internet world too much! xD

It's Jirami Time!!

It’s me again writing some lame stuff on the net. Hehe.. What to do? This is the life of a random girl.

Oh well, Chinese New Year has ended for about 2 week plus already. How was it for you? Do you get enough red packets? I think I should get more than what I should be having now! Haha.. Enough will never be enough! xD Got $$$ come in pocket leh, you don’t want meh?

Well, Chinese New Year was fun though.. The only thing is i didn’t manage to see is lion dance and people putting fire crackers. Aww.. L Everytime wrong timing de lo! BOOO these people didn’t wait for me to come! They scared I will play their fire crackers, everybody faster hide it in their room. See how karit(stingy) these people are! Not like me, so humble. HAHAHAHAHA

Not only that, CNY makes you gain weight easily. Grrrr…Even my face now look like Doraemon already. If you come my house, there are still plenty of CNY snacks. Damn, it’s like a daily routine for me now to go over to the table and grab some snacks entering my dormitory passage to my little watermelon look-alike stomach. All I’m saying is I eat too much. Can’t stop it, never ending punya. Next time, if i have my own house, i will only buy fruits and vegetables. Haha.. Come my house, i feed you carrot. 

Anyway, my cousins and I still have this hot issue on playing JIRAMI. Best CNY game.

That’s JIRAMI; they’re little white cubes with numbers from A to J,Q,K. It's just like the cards we used to play with jokers in it too.

Of course, the CNY mood is still ALIVE babeh~ We always play this during CNY but we don’t gamble. We play it for fun and it’s quite challenging sometimes cause you need use your brain to think before you lay your new cards to your enemy. 

The story goes like this :

I was at my cousin house the other day, and we have nothing to do besides watching Ming playing his almost everyday boring same link at google chrome.

Me: Hey u guys, want to play Jirami or not? so bored.

Xuan: We don’t have Jirami at home la..

Me: WHAT?! You want me to become cavewoman? (cavewoman = nothing to do) What house is this no Jirami one?

Xuan: My house la..

Me: =___________= Ok, NVM! We got Rescue 911.. Give me paper.. white paper, we make our own JIRAMI! Xuan!! Faster go and get me white paper and marker pen or any coloured pen with the colours of Blue, Green, Red and Black. And don’t forget to get scissors.

Xuan: How many paper you need?

Me: 3 enough.. Faster la you.. later my car come at 6.30pm. You see the time now is 4:50pm. If you fast we can start playing at 5pm.

Ming: Left 10 more mins.. you can finish draw all the cards meh?

Me: We must see the speed of Xuan-xuan.. If she give me fast we can play on time.. If cannot play on time, we blame her. HAHA

So the papers and pen and scissors are ready on my operation table.

Me: **Takes the marker pen and draw a red colour A on the paper to indicate the card is A. Then when I flip over to the back.** AIYA!! Can see my card number is A leh..then how to play??? (because we were using red marker pen thats why when we flip to the back you still can see the letter very clearly) Everyone knows I got a Red colour A later. How to win?? Everyone knows everyone cards.

Ming: *LAUGHS LIKE CRAZY cause he is hyena.*

Me: This is all Xuan-xuan fault bah. If this operation fail, we both blame Xuan-xuan again ok? HAHA

Xuan: What me again?

Me: Bah, nvm! We just doodle the paper behind so that no one can see la.. Haiyoh!! So easy, my idea is going to work. I’m a Genius!

This is what I mean. We doddle behind the cards.. so no one knows what card we have.

So in the end, we finished placing our papers. The paper cards were deck onto one and another. Look at my paper got big and small. And when we start playing IT’s A HELLA FUNNEH!

Since we don't have a dice. I suggest them to use our hand as dice, see who has the largest number then they get to be the lead.

Me: Eh? Wait... cannot la.. later everyone put 5 fingers out. Then they all lead la? HAHAHAHA Aiyo.. cannot like this cannot like this..

Ming: Then use Peh-Sem la.. 

Me: Oh right! Yeah use Peh-sem saja.  

See how co-operative we are. Giving out ideas and sort. This is called TEAMWORK. Haha..

Our cars.. 10 decks flip open one by one. It's a tough mission. 

Ming: This card so hard to play, cannot stand one. Have to open one by one to match the other cards colour. 

Me: This is to train your mentality and patient. To see if we can remember where we place our numbers and colours. Even the normal Jirami cannot train mentality like this. (It’s like the game where you open your card and have to find the exact matching card to win)

*Honk-honk*

Me: Aiya.. see my car come already.. xuan-xuan bah! Eeee… waste our time only. Nvm, we play next time agian. 

Hahaha.. Everything just blame her. So this is Xuan i'm talking about. If you see her next time, Just remember to blame her. HAHA Even no reason, you still can blame her. LOL

I think only chinese readers can understand this post. :P

Opposite Attractions

Ok, so today I finally come up with an interesting topic. Every day I keep thinking what to write? What to write? It’s too difficult when your brain doesn’t want to co-operate with you. The more you think the more it rejects and your work wouldn’t get done on time. Sigh..

Anyway, do you notice that when you’re out *as in out shopping and sorts*, you’ll get to see couples of opposite attractions? Like the yin and yang philosophy. Actually, apa itu? Saya pun tidak tahu.. tulis tulis saja so I look smarter. Haha..

What’s my perspective on opposite attractions??

What are you thinking when you see this picture? Oh my, they are meant to be with each other. They look perfect together, I'm so envy of them. I hope my other half will be like them too. Awww~~~ 

WAKE UP FROM YOUR LALA-LAND ALREADY. REALITY IS NOT ALWAYS HAPPY ENDING. 

Have you ever thought of your IDEAL Partner, but it always turns out the other way instead?

Be it, I guess love is just blind. When we are in love, we can’t hear other voices around us. We only care about our lovey-dovey, everything doesn’t matter anymore as long we have each other. So, opposite attractions.. Hmm.. It’s not all about how pretty you look, how fat you are, how poor you get because what wins is your personality and attitude.

Unless, you are 1 out of the 10 people who have BAD PERSONALITY, NO RESPECT, UGLY WITH 100% OVER-CONFIDENT then that is the time everyone would start gossiping and get irritated by you.

Ok, so take a look at these Disney princesses. It must be the opposite that attracts that brings them together.

Beauty and the Beast is one of my favourite Disney stories of all time. The cartoon is not scary at all. I like how they fell in love, especially when they dance together. Haha.. If only i can find someone like Beast i think i will melt lo.. Then he will be sad cause i melt jor. HAHA wth? Anyway, this is what i'm trying to say: Opposite Attraction. I guess all Disney stories made it this way.

So Let's take a look at snow white.  When i first watch snow white, she is one of the princesses i hate most.. Cause of her hair. Don't you think her hair looks like those auntie-auntie meh? Like that also pretty? But whatever we say, the prince still choose her. WHY? Because END OF THE WORLD IS COMING.. He cannot find any other girl so he desperate AIYAH.. AUNTIE ALSO CAN LA.. HAHA.. Nolar.. The prince have a thing for auntie taste ma.. Cannot meh? You angry meh? Not your business also.

Nah see  Pocahantas.. There are 2 men fighting for her too. Opposite attraction much here? She also not very pretty. Just ok ok only ma.. But got 2 handsome guys chase her. If this happens to you too.. NICE LEH?? Haha.. you would be OH NO! Who to choose? Him or him?

Shrek. the pretty princess marry an ogre and give birth to triplets. And she willing to turn into an orge for him as well. How big hearted she is. Will you do that just for love? If someone ask you to turn into another religion because of LOVE? Will you do it for your partner? 

Little Mermaid is also my favourite story. But Why the prince fall in love with a half woman half fish? Then like that he cannot eat seafood anymore la? The wife friends are all under the sea oh.. HOW? He have to sacrifice eating for LOVE. OK i stop lame liao la.. Haha.. 

Just so you know, what I'm trying to say is No matter how you look like, there's always someone who love you for who you are and not how you look like. :D

Be my lover will you? 

And of course, never say you'll never marry an UGLY FAT WOMAN or OLD RICH MAN. Because this always happen the way you dont want. When you don't want that, it always come to you. Because END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! haha.. not even related. Oh well, i'm out of here.

Pictures or words?

Hey ya’all.. Welcome to another post of mine. Hope I won’t bore you so please keep on reading.

So what makes a blog interesting?

Recently, my blog posts are more onto pictures rather than just wordings. I’m not sure if this is better than my old posts but personally I think it’s much interesting for my readers to enjoy. I’ll start posting more pictures into my blog, good idea? *double thums up*

Pictures speak a thousand words, agree? Since a blog is somewhere you would turn up to when you’re bored then it should not look like a TEXTBOOK. In textbook, you wouldn’t see much pictures except more words and much more complicated WORDS! It’s hurting my eyes!! Textbook only makes you sleepy that are why they created it for those who have insomnia. Can’t sleep; textbook is the thing just for you!

Ok, long talk short.. I like to read blogs when I’m bored too but what I do is just exclude all those words and jump to the pictures right away. Here are some pictures for you to LMAO!

I guess now i have excuse if i fall. Haha

Yay.. Cleavage ~

What you think? Is it better to just upload pictures? Or more writtings? Comment xD

Mole Trap

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Haha.. That’s right! A MOLE!

I'm so Fluffeh!!

No! Not that mole.. But don’t you think this little grey mole look so cute like a Chinese? Where are its eyes? (What I meant was Chinese has small eyes)

Ok, Back to story…

Where does a mole come from? << I used to ask my mom the same question, BUT what I asked was: where does baby comes from? >> 

Me when young : Mommy, where do I come from?

Mom : You come from daddy's worm and it was injected to mommy's stomach and you become a baby.

Me : HUH? I AM A WORM? But where does the worm comes from?

Mom : It comes from your daddy's stomach.

Me : But why is there worm in daddy's stomach? Am i like the soil worm? How can it enter your stomach then? 

Mom : It swims from daddy's stomach into mommy stomach lo.

Me : BUT HOW TO SWIM?  And why if i am the worm i can become a baby human?

Lots of ??????????? was circling my head. I was really confused and keep asking WHY? and more WHY? she tries to explain it to me in details. Not 100% true fact but oh well, it is quite relevant isn't it? But i still don't get it until i reached secondary school. Don't you think kids are annoying like me?? Punch them in the face. Haha.. i'm just kidding.

So I have this curiosity when my little cousin has a tiny chocolate mole on his cheek, and when everyone compliment how cute his mole was he completely freaks out and hates it. I do quite have a few moles on my neck and maybe someday I would consider having it removed. 

Do you like your moles or is it a troublesome thing for you too?  

So I did searched through the internet, and look what i found: It's this Chinese Facial Mole Reading thingamajig. Holy Moly... It explains what all this black polka dots on your face mean. Some are the lucky dots and some are the unlucky ones.  

In Conclusion,

If this is what the Chinese believes, then I guess everyone need to consider to either get rid of all the bad luck moles or plant some good luck moles on their face? So all the health, wealth and luck comes to us. How rich can we be? spending on moles? Maybe, that’s where the rich Chinese people shops on. We spend on clothes and other necessities, they spend on MOLES!! Haha.. (Don't get offended, it's just a joke)

Anyhow, I found a cheaper way to get moles on skin. I do not recommend you to follow but if you are a mole freak then I won’t stop you. You could use a dark coloured marker pen/dark coloured pen.

Step 1: Draw a circle on your desired spot.

Step 2: Shade your entire circle black. The darker the better. So that people from a far could see your stunning mole.

Step 3: You can even draw the mole depending on your mood. Maybe you like to have it in the middle of your forehead today and tomorrow you would like to have it near your lips.

Step 4: Choose your specific mole for a specific day. Health mole, Success mole, Fortune mole and so on..

It’s washable.. It’s cheap.. It’s a NOMAD mole!! Haha.. 

So here are some moles example i want to share with you.

The Big Mole Inventor

Don't cha wish you girlfriend was hot like me?

I can't beat the Queen of Mole But Don't Play play.. My mole is more protruding. 

Well, I'm the Master of All Hairy Moles. 

Please comment for the upcoming topics you wish me to talk about. hehe.. 

Thank you very much. and stay tune.

O so Random!

 Today's topic will be so random that you will go 

Here it goes...

When I was little, I used to believe that flies, ants and any other insects have lives like us humans. They go to school, go to work, get married, have babies, celebrate their birthday and attend accidental funerals à (HUMAN SEE ONE INSECT KILL ONE INSECT!) That’s right, we are cruel. We should award ourselves with the name, Cruella de vil.    

The life of the insects : 

We have trained so hard for Flympics. FLYMPICS HERE WE COME! 

BUT with just one press 

There you go.. You can choose the Big ones, Medium ones, Small ones, Extra tiny ones and the list continues.............................................................

We should thank the person invented all these, making our lives easier?

But the one i used at home  is

I think everyone should bring this when they go for a jog at some Bukit bukit (Hills) places. There are so many insects there. Just spray the whole bukit with your Insecticides. HAHAHA Later the bukit become very polluted and when the time comes don't spread my name, PLEASE! All the insects are extinct in Brunei because of ME? NO!!!!! HELL NO!!!! 

Who asked you guys to follow me? Another option is you wear long sleeves and spray the insecticides on yourselves. When the insects come near you they all Die liao liao.. Good? 

If you don't do like i said, your poor hand becomes  

See.. The Itchiness.. Feels like scratching, huh?

But again with just one press everything will turn out

Sushi platter - Full of proteins. a total YUM!

So I tried my first protein builder in Thailand. It was so crunchy, its just the same as KEROPOK we eat. Want to have a bite?

Which would you prefer? Apple Chocolate Maggots or the one you want Simply Plain Maggots?

The one i tried in Thailand is the one on your right..

Look at this! What is this? *PUKE* This is the one that we should kill instead!!!! Not our Flympics!!!! 

To tell you the truth, i ever trapped a group of flies in my brother room before. Because he don't want to let me use his computer. Revenge!!! Ha-ha-ha.. 

The worst is who would ever do this???

What an art! Flies tattoo? Does it make us look cool? Err.... i wonder? What's your opinion on this?

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