Countless Smiling!

Hey, its Thursday. Sitting in front of my lappy and trying to get my new post done. I was thinking and thinking real hard.. And a new idea just pop out of my head with a lightbulb, “Just smile through the way”. Oh well, I just had countless moments where i tend to smile for nothing? This is so tough!

WHY?

Meeting someone new and you entirely have nothing to say about? A friend of yours was talking with their friends and you're sitting there just smiling like an idiot. All you wish to do is just to teleport somewhere, right?

Example, 

Me : Hi, How are you? I'm Me. Nice to meet you.

This Someone : Oh, hi I'm Someone. Nice to meet you too. *smiles*

Me : You have a lovely smile. 

This Someone : Just ok-la *smiles*

Me : No, its true. Better than mine *SMILES BACK WIDELY*

This Someone : (Nothing to say) so *SMILES EVEN BIGGER*

This is what you do when awkward silences show. Can this stop already? It's so annoying! Your head must be going

What to do?

You will then start looking here and there hopefully you're eyes wouldnt meet his/her. Trying to play with your phone or looking at your watch hoping the time would go faster. (Why is the time so slow especially at this situation, WHY ITS NOT WORKING! DAMN!) Take a sip of your drink. (That's how nervous+awkward it is)

In the end, smile for the last time cause you're never going to see that person again. Maybe? Hopefully?

Do i look happy enough for you? HUH?

But actually what you really want to do is

                                                       Come on I'm just kidding.. haha
                                                                              BUT

Ha……………………………….lle……………lu………………jah…………………. this is over. 

Why can a smiling buddha be so happy all the time? Is he pretending just like us? haha..  

And once you reach home i bet all you want to do is just 

                                             
                                                                    It's so tiring...

HAHA.. Ever experience anything like that with you? Comment below. :D 

Woo-pee Ride with Me!

Wow.. It’s been a year already since I started my blog and lost in the wind.

Me : “Hello? Hello? Are you still alive blog?”

A voice from head : NO! CAUSE 2012 IS END OF THE WORLD!! Mua-Ha-Ha!

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Anyway, this incident happen just recently. And I think it’s quite amusing so I might share it with the internet world.

Are you a reckless driver? / Do you get lost often? / Are you not good at parking? / Do you have cars’ phobia on road?

Yes _____ No ____

If Yes, we are on the same boat. *High-fi, my new friend!*

If No, you are not human. Haha..

Ok, so I have this trouble driving in Brunei. Oh well, you’re just going to say Brunei is so small and its easy to drive here. Roads are wide enough for you to just park anywhere and drive with a speed of 120kkm/hr. Blah-blah-blah.

NOW I TELL YOU!! THIS IS BULL SHITTAKE MUSHROOM!! ITS NOT AS EASY AS ABC!! 

The story goes like this. Based on 100% true story. Hips don't lie. Haha

Annie(lives in Rimba) , Rose(from Temburong) and Timothy(from Temburong) are my cousins.

It was 9 a.m in the morning. Rose and Timothy came all the way from Temburong the day before. So I called 

Annie Dai Ka Zhe(Big sister) to see what she is up to.

Ring-ring-ring@!*#!@%$ to Annie.

Me : Hey Ann, Good Morning! Are you still sleeping?

Annie : Yeah why?

Me : Are you doing anything later?

Annie : I have to teach Gideon(her brother) finished his homework.

Me : Oh okay! But Rose and Timothy came down to Bandar yesterday.

Annie : Really? Ok, maybe later I’ll pick them up at Muara.

Me : OK.

End of phone conversation.

So Annie said she will pick Rose and Timothy up BUT because of my kepo-ness I wanted to bring them to Rimba myself.

Me : Rose, Tim go and bath now. Fast! I will bring you to Rimba.  

Rose & Tim : Not Ah Jie Annie bring meh??

Me : I told her I’ll bring you guys already so faster go and bath. (That is a 100% LIE)

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Faster full speed dial Annie’s number.

Me : Hello Ann, I think I will bring Rose and Timothy to Rimba so you don’t have to come and pick them 

anymore. OK?

Annie : Ok then. You bring them to Xuan's house(one of my Aunt's house at Rimba). I'll pick them there later.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………

So we start our crazy journey to Rimba.

After showering, 3 of us went in the car. I was the driver but I have no idea how to get to Rimba.

Location now : Muara

Ideal Location : Rimba

*In the car*

Me : Hey Tim, do you know how to get to Rimba.

Timothy : Yea, you have to use the Subok road.

Me : What? SUBOK? Subok is go to Eileen’s house la.

Timothy : Oh yeameh? The you just go Gadong first then from there I will know how to go Rimba.

I didn’t reply him because I thought I might know the way to Rimba already. So no worries. Everything's will be just fine. I believe.

……………………………………………………………………………………………….................

So in the end we reached the roundabout near to the new driving school in Muara. I turn to the sign where they put “Berakas”. When I reached to the nearest Hua-Ho roundabout, I then turned back to “Muara” lane. 

Timothy was complaining why I did not go to “Berakas” and straight to “Gadong”. I then told him that I know another faster way to “Rimba”.

So we went back to Muara and went to the Lambak. So if I have to use the Lambak lane, what I have to do is just drive straight. But I did not went straight all the way, cause I was lost already. In the end we turn back to Berakas. HA-HA-HA. This is the so called “faster way”.

An unlucky day with an unlucky person. It was raining heavily at Berakas and traffic congested.

But anyhow, we managed to get through the traffic. But Timothy was still complaining. “We should have followed our sister. NOT YOU! You keep getting lost only.”

After I reached Gadong, I asked Timothy how to go to Rimba. He said there’s a road to Rimba but he couldn’t remember where. Then my face suddenly dropped.

Me : Just now you say go to Gadong now you say you don’t know where.

So we just keep pusing pusing here and there.

Result : Muara-> Berakas-> Muara-> Lambak-> *Almost at rimba but changed to another U-turn*-> Berakas-> Gadong->   *almost rimba but turn wrong again*-> Bandar-> Gadong-> Finally RIMBA!!!!

We uses 2 hours to reach Rimba. From 11a.m to 1p.m. Calculate my time and my fuel. Wow, I think everyone would have reach halfway near to Miri already in these hour.

Thank you for my awesome-ness I now can bring you to anywhere you want. Just call me then we can Dou-Feng in my car. Haha..

In the end, everyone is hungry!! Chiong ah... for the food!!!

Oh yeah, my mom even asked me why the fuel finish up so fast, it was still FULL yesterday. I told her "Errr...no idea."

Mom : Where do you go yesterday?

Me : No where, just went to Rimba only ma at Xuan-xuan house la. *in my heart* (Phew.. that was close!!)

Fishy Are Sad!

Are you bored?

Then YES!

It’s time to read my blog.

Today’s topic: Being a fish is so “UNLUCKY”. HAHAHA << randomness topic of all times>>

OK, so the other day my grandma was so boring at home.

And the story goes like that.

Grandma: Hey, let’s go get some pet to rear at home. Shall we?

Me: Errr.. pet? What pet?

Grandma: I don’t know.

So few days later, after I reached home, unlock the door, I saw a tiny fish tank at home with goldfish in it.

Me: OH!! So u mean fish?

Grandma: See, I bought one is you and one is me.

Me: Erm.. what about the other 3?

Grandma: That’s just extra! They say it’s cheaper to buy like that.

Me: Extra the chewing gum? (See.. asian grandma  always bargain to get cheap stuff. That’s why everytime you go with your family and has a sleepover at the Hotel. They tend to move everything back home: toothbrush, toilet roll, dig ear cotton, pens and paper.. Whatever that’s free it will be packed home). HAHA.. so back to topic.

Grandma: What chewing gum? (Grandma just don’t understand my joke, HAHA)

Me: Nothing. But the tank is so small.. and you bought so many fish, they don’t even have enough space to 

swim around. Look, they keep bang n hit each other ass. Your fish too fat!

After few days of rearing.

Grandma: Why the tank always so dirty. Change many times of water and it’s still dirty.

Me: Cause you keep feeding the fish. And they keep pooping and still UR TANK IS TOO SMALL to fit 

these fat fishes.

Then the next day, she went and buy this thing call Chlorine Neutral which instantly removes chlorine from tap water. So she just dipped the liquid into the tank and not sure of the quantity.

And wala, next morning when we wake up all the fishes die except two.

Me: PO!!!!! How come all the fishes die?

Grandma: Is it? *And she speaks so calmly* Oh, maybe is because I dipped too much liquid into the water. I thought it’s supposed to make the water clean. I wonder how can she be so calm when her fish die?

Me: You can’t put too much la.. See all your fishes die. You fish murderer.

So after that, she went to buy a new packet of fishes again. Don’t ask me why.

Me: Wah!! Why u buy again?

Grandma: Cause the other 3 die so I buy again la..

Me: But ur tank so small.. the fish very hard to swim la..

Grandma: Nvm.. cheap ma!

Me: =.= *kek-si-wa*

Then next morning, I saw one fish suicide in my shoe.

Me: PO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW… U see ur fish jump inside my shoe. So geli.. You see the fish dry already.

Grandma: HUH? WHERE? WHY JUMP?

ME: U STILL ASK ME WHY JUMP? Of course is ur tank too small la..

Grandma: Wa.. so kelian..

And next next morning, another fish die again.

Me: PO!!!!!! Ur fish everyday suicide one. U see.. One by one all die. Your fish is not to rear one la.. your fish is rear to die. Suicide fish.. Everyday, I see dry fish. Maybe can cook n put in ur rice become nasi lemak fish.

Grandma: Haha.. Yeah, why everyday oso got fish die.

Me: Still laugh.. U buy ur own fish n die and u laugh. =.=

Grandma: Cause is funny ma..

Let’s give a big applause to my grandma.. Her fish all suicide but then she went and buy again. HAHAHAHAHA Never ending punya.

Anyway, its quite interesting to see the fish sometimes. Cause this new batch of fish she just recently bought, Did not suicide yet. But! They always poop at the same time. Cause I always see their tahi come out together and stuck at the butthole there.. Quite a long thin shit. HAHAHAHA.. so interesting!

Oklar.. End of story. Hope you guys enjoy our conversation of my grandma n me.

Bye bye <3

Hot Guys..

Halo Abrebodeh!

How long have I been lost? Did anyone miss me? NO? YES?

If no, then I forgive you.

If yes, HOW COME NOBODY EVEN COMMENT ON MY COMMENT BOX? WHY THE WORLD HAVE TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS? Such a lovely little lady(me) life depends on you guys. *puke*   

NEVER SAY NEVER!!  I cannot stop my blog. It’s not dead yet. CPR PPL.. I NEED CPR!!!  This blog, will be alive again.  

Allright, thought of the day: Handsomely Charming Young Man

First of all, if you’re a male. Would you be happy and excited if a girl comes to you and ask for your number? OR You prefer to be the approacher?

Scenario  : Let’s give a name to the Male(Handsome),  Female(38)

Handsome walks into The Mall and saw 38 waiting for someone.

38 turns to handsome direction and in her mind goes *OMG, so cute this guy! FASTER COME HERE! 

HOPE HE FASTER TALK TO ME!* You know girls, they always so jia jia one. Ming ming want to make friends with that guy but then jia jia still look at the phone, see here, see there..  Don’t know pretend what. HAHAHAHA Just want the guy attention probably.

Then this time, I think if a guy likes a girl, he would never go and say hello to the girl unless he knows her. Because he’s just shy. But oh well, just a made up story. I’ll pretend the guy would go and approach this girl.

Whenever I put * …. * it means, its their thoughts!

Handsome: Hi.. Are you waiting for someone?

38: HI!!!! *GOSH!!! HE TALKES TO ME!!!! I’M THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!! Duh, of course I’m waiting for someone. Lame pick up lines. Cant he see meh? I’m stading here of course is wait someone la.. If not, I stand here modeling meh? BUT NVM, HE’s SO CUTE!!* Urm.. yeah I’m waiting for the bus.

Handsome: Huh? U wait the bus in the mall?

38: Opps.. no.. no.. no..*sigh, too nervous, why I say bus? Siao liao ah me?* I mean I’m waiting for the train. NO!!! that’s not what I meant. =.= *everything is just spoiled, what did I just say*

Handsome: Erm.. Haha ok? U’re funny!

38: Am I? *He likes me?*

Handsome: So, I’m Handsome. Can we be friends?

38: Wow.. Your name so nice. You have a good mom, give you such nice name. But I think my name not so bad too. Well, my name is 38 which means you can check in dictionary for more information. *Aiya, why he just say friends? Say girlfriend la.. Guys always so macam macam.. so slow propose.. want us wait how long?? My hair oso become gray liao then want to say meh?* Hehehe.. Yeah of course, we are friends.. LIKE BUDDY You know!! High-5!!

Handsome: Haha.. Hey, do you want to exchange numbers? So we can meet up again next time?

38: Ok. ^^ *Hopes he call me later at night * Yes, gotta catch em all.. Poke a guy *

Haha.. Well, personally.. I think if a handsome guy approach a girl. The Girl would be damn happy lo. What about guys? Do they feel excited too? =D

Comment at the comment box. ^^

Thank you.

Bye. 

Chilli Trouble

Hey ppl of my blog. Rong time no see.. rong time no see.. Hope you guys won’t forget me for not posting anything for a rong rong time.

Anyway, I’m so busy lately, haven’t have the time to settle my big business. *Ahem* FYI, it’s not the business I do in the toilet. HAHA

So how was everyone CNY going on? Did you do the tips I give out? Does it work? If you don’t we always have NEXT YEAR XD. Guess what? Even if you don’t wear anything same from others you can always do it too. Because you’ll get more ANG PAO cause by this you grabs everyone attention. So they’ll not miss out of giving it to you, unless the relatives you have are karit(stingy) ppl. HAHAHAHA Too bad for you. I feel so sorry. xD

Anyhow, I got a great topic in my head. It just keeps spinning n spinning.

Do you notice how ppl always like to get others attention? No matter you are a male or a female or even BEST SHEMALE.

Ok, so if you’re going for a dinner with your friends. Maybe an one-on-one friend chit chat in a restaurant and the food has served.

Then while you are happily chit-chatting and having your awesome dinner. Suddenly out of nowhere something stuck on your friend’s teeth. An obvious looking red chilli skin in the middle of him/her tooth gap. (Maybe he/she is ordering a Laksa Asam). TIPS for everyone: When go out with your friends/date don’t order food with chilli or it might get stuck. HAHAHA Ok, so now this is a serious situation. You can’t get your attention off him/her teeth. And you don’t know if you should tell. What if you tell, your friend gets mad at you. What if you don’t tell then your friends get mad at you too. HAHAHAHA It’s the same thing.

So this time the Roleplay goes like this.

You: *in heart* OH NO!!! Chilli skin stuck! 911 CALL 911.. CHILLI SKIN STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS/HER TOOTH

Your friend lets give her a name Dao Mei ( Unlucky in Chinese)

Dao Mei: Smiles so big that she thinks her teeth is so beautiful with a chilli skin stuck.

You: *picks up a toothpick and start cleaning your teeth so she would get a toothpick to clean hers too*

Dao Mei: Aiya, don’t use toothpick. I heard ppl say if you use toothpick your teeth gap will become bigger.

You: OMG, why she so dumb. Isn’t it obvious I trying to tell her. Er.. what to do? what to do? I cant even concentrate on what she is talking. Keeps starring at that piece of chilli skin.

After the food is finished. And Dao Mei wanted to pay for the food.

Dao Mei: Waiter.. waiter.. Bill please.

Waiter: $12 please

Dao Mei: *gives $15* $3 for tips no need to return.. Smiles even bigger*

Waiter: Thank you but miss I think you got chilli skin stuck on ur teeth.

Dao Mei: WHAT!!! And she blames you for not telling her. HAHAHA

You: Then you feel sorry for her but have no choice cause the waiter saw it already. You should then say I thought it was an tooth accessory. HAHAHAHA kek si her.

End of roleplay.

So what is your opinion? Tell or not tell? xD 

HAPPY YEAR OF RABBIT!

It’s Saturday again. Today is the last Saturday you will ever see in 2011 January’s calendar. Are you sad? Don’t be, cause CNY is coming soon. Are you excited and hyper that you wish tomorrow is CNY so that you don’t need to go to school? YAY, for HOLIDAY!

Well, I still can’t feel the atmosphere yet even though everywhere I go; they keep playing this music GONG XI GONG XI GONG XI NI! Sometimes, NO is actually EVERYTIME HAHAHA I feel it’s annoying. But!!!! I probably will play that song in my house on the first day of CNY! LOL Beware if you come visit. I give u warning already, don’t later come my house then complain so annoying. HAHAHA This is to make the CNY mood livelier.

OK…

So CNY of course u need new clothes right? Doesn’t matter if you don’t too. You can always go shopping last minute. Just like how “we” students used to study last minute. Then we kan chiong kan chiong(nervous) when the results r out.

So what will you wear on the first day? Usually first day, You can see lots of red n pink clothings HUMANS at streets, houses, cars, donkey? Maybe some ppl use donkey as transportation ma. So I just add in only, don’t want to miss out those donkey users.

Anyway, this year is the Year of the Rabbit. For those rabbit horoscope, If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap) If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap) If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap) Hmmm.. What should we know actually? I don’t know? Just clap la haiya. For the sake of rabbit then CLAP saja. Follow with the flow ma. xD

Wow.. I talked too much. In fact way much~~ Let’s get to the topic of today: CLOTHINGS!!! YAY!! Bet you all loves fashion. Sometimes is a DANGER you know.. WE ALL ARE IN DANGER ZONE!!! It’s like we’re on a BATTLEFIELD!!! We sometimes need to retreat. BUT NEVER PUT OUR WHITE FLAG OUT Cause ah.. you see.. CNY you go to ppl house.. then you meet lots of ppl you know some strangers? Then you of course won’t know what they will be wearing right? Mana tau? SEKALI U STEP IN THE HOUSE! GOT ALARM E-YO E-YO E-YO! EMERGENCY! U SEE PPL WEARING THE SAME THING AS U! Wah.. cham liao lo cham liao.. Jia lat eh!! Awkward situation. What to do leh at situation like this?

Attention girls n boys! If this really happens.. Don’t PANIC!! First thing you need to do is POSE! Haha.. Just pose anything you want to attract attention from others. Even ppl stand from afar, also can see your pose. So ppl will first look at your clothings.. PPL WILL GO OH!!! NOT BAD AH THIS PERSON WEARS!! Then when they look at the other person who wears the same thing as you.. They’ll go EH!! THIS PERSON WEARS THE SAME THING AS HIM/HER. MUST BE COPY PPL STYLE DE!!! HAHAHAHAHA…

If ppl asked what r u doing? Don’t say posing.. Cause ppl will think you ki siao! U SAY I JIAO CHOU JING(leg cramp). Then out of a sudden, you 2 surely will become friends de. HAHAHA cause they surely will ask if U are OK? 

My tips very good right? LOL Can make new friends just by posing! 

JUST FOLLOW MY RULES N NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! Just blame the person who wears the same thing as you la. Even though they are not at fault. HAHAHAHA Who asked them to wear the same thing as you.

Wow.. looks like an essay. OMG! TOO MUCH WORDS!!! SO HARD TO BREATHE!!! Sometimes you see too much words you’ll go I’M OUT OF OXYGEN! WHAT TO DO? NO WORRIES.. WE NEED A BREAK.

WHAT BREAK? OF COURSE IT’S KIT KAT!!!! YAY.. BUT HEY NO!!! WHY I ADVERTISE FREE KIT KAT HERE? THEY OSO NO PAY ME MONEY!!!

OKla OKla.. Too much liao.. PPL pengsan.. I stop here dulu.. HEHE

Bye bye <3

Singing? Dancing?

AH-HA! It’s me again! Surprise!!

Sorry ppl for not updating in a while again.

Devil angel pop out from my left side: It’s too late to apologize!

Angelic angel pop out from right side: Har… SIA MI?? MAI ANI LA.. Forgiveness is more than saying sorry.  

Devil angel: What? idiot! I’m singing the song “It’s too late to apologize”. What r u talking about?

Angelic angel: Oh, really? But I’m also singing a song call Forgiveness is more than saying sorry also ma. IDIOT BACK! What r u talking about? Beh-paiseh.. U want a piece of me? <<Britney song again>> I no cari pasal oh.. You can’t touch this. <<MC HAMMER>>

Lame conversation ended. HAHA

Yeah So, lately have you guys found out movies with singing have become very popular nowadays?

Like Glee, Muscial High School, Disney cartoons and etc etc. Maybe all these are copied from Bollywood Style? You notice how Indian movies always sing and dance along in almost every part from starting till end? Everything is so sudden and busy. First, it was the talking then suddenly they started to sing and dance. OK, that is acceptable. But somehow they were supposed to be singing and dancing in a grassy flowery field and chasing each other happily like playing MU YING ZHUA XIAO CHI? *eagles chasing little chicks* hahaha.. translation FAIL! Anyway, while chasing out of nowhere the scenery turned into a beach. How that is suppose to happen?? Maybe they have super-natural power? OMG!!! We should envy Indians cause other races can’t do that. Yee-ha!! Start treating your Indian friends better. Maybe one day, they will tell us their secrets. MM..

So what if one day, everyone really starts singing and dancing to communicate with one and another? Would you say it’s awkward? It’s awesome? It’s amphibian? HAHAHA.. Trying to get all the A’s word.. can’t think of others  anymore..Sorry, dictionary too small. Lousy vocabulary. xD

But if it really happens.. then it will be so damn weird lo.. Everything sing and dance.

So the role play should go like this:

So you see a pretty lady walking down the street.

You: Pretty woman, walking down the street.. Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet.

Pretty lady: Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want.. <<Spice girls- Wannabe>>

You: I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love’s going to leave me <<Right Said Fred- I’m Too Sexy>>

Pretty lady: F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for You and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all. <<Spongebob- F.U.N>>

You: Wait… I don’t understand… I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?

Pretty lady: No! That’s how you’re supposed to feel!

You: Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Pretty lady: Okay!

Basically its like this la. Maybe we can try it with our friends one day. I bet it will be FUN! HAHA

Ok, I end here frist.

Bye bye <3