Hey ppl of my blog. Rong time no see.. rong time no see.. Hope you guys won’t forget me for not posting anything for a rong rong time.
Anyway, I’m so busy lately, haven’t have the time to settle my big business. *Ahem* FYI, it’s not the business I do in the toilet. HAHA
So how was everyone CNY going on? Did you do the tips I give out? Does it work? If you don’t we always have NEXT YEAR XD. Guess what? Even if you don’t wear anything same from others you can always do it too. Because you’ll get more ANG PAO cause by this you grabs everyone attention. So they’ll not miss out of giving it to you, unless the relatives you have are karit(stingy) ppl. HAHAHAHA Too bad for you. I feel so sorry. xD
Anyhow, I got a great topic in my head. It just keeps spinning n spinning.
Do you notice how ppl always like to get others attention? No matter you are a male or a female or even BEST SHEMALE.
Ok, so if you’re going for a dinner with your friends. Maybe an one-on-one friend chit chat in a restaurant and the food has served.
Then while you are happily chit-chatting and having your awesome dinner. Suddenly out of nowhere something stuck on your friend’s teeth. An obvious looking red chilli skin in the middle of him/her tooth gap. (Maybe he/she is ordering a Laksa Asam). TIPS for everyone: When go out with your friends/date don’t order food with chilli or it might get stuck. HAHAHA Ok, so now this is a serious situation. You can’t get your attention off him/her teeth. And you don’t know if you should tell. What if you tell, your friend gets mad at you. What if you don’t tell then your friends get mad at you too. HAHAHAHA It’s the same thing.
So this time the Roleplay goes like this.
You: *in heart* OH NO!!! Chilli skin stuck! 911 CALL 911.. CHILLI SKIN STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS/HER TOOTH
Your friend lets give her a name Dao Mei ( Unlucky in Chinese)
Dao Mei: Smiles so big that she thinks her teeth is so beautiful with a chilli skin stuck.
You: *picks up a toothpick and start cleaning your teeth so she would get a toothpick to clean hers too*
Dao Mei: Aiya, don’t use toothpick. I heard ppl say if you use toothpick your teeth gap will become bigger.
You: OMG, why she so dumb. Isn’t it obvious I trying to tell her. Er.. what to do? what to do? I cant even concentrate on what she is talking. Keeps starring at that piece of chilli skin.
After the food is finished. And Dao Mei wanted to pay for the food.
Dao Mei: Waiter.. waiter.. Bill please.
Waiter: $12 please
Dao Mei: *gives $15* $3 for tips no need to return.. Smiles even bigger*
Waiter: Thank you but miss I think you got chilli skin stuck on ur teeth.
Dao Mei: WHAT!!! And she blames you for not telling her. HAHAHA
You: Then you feel sorry for her but have no choice cause the waiter saw it already. You should then say I thought it was an tooth accessory. HAHAHAHA kek si her.
End of roleplay.
So what is your opinion? Tell or not tell? xD
