Fishy Are Sad!

Are you bored?

Then YES!

It’s time to read my blog.

Today’s topic: Being a fish is so “UNLUCKY”. HAHAHA << randomness topic of all times>>

OK, so the other day my grandma was so boring at home.

And the story goes like that.

Grandma: Hey, let’s go get some pet to rear at home. Shall we?

Me: Errr.. pet? What pet?

Grandma: I don’t know.

So few days later, after I reached home, unlock the door, I saw a tiny fish tank at home with goldfish in it.

Me: OH!! So u mean fish?

Grandma: See, I bought one is you and one is me.

Me: Erm.. what about the other 3?

Grandma: That’s just extra! They say it’s cheaper to buy like that.

Me: Extra the chewing gum? (See.. asian grandma  always bargain to get cheap stuff. That’s why everytime you go with your family and has a sleepover at the Hotel. They tend to move everything back home: toothbrush, toilet roll, dig ear cotton, pens and paper.. Whatever that’s free it will be packed home). HAHA.. so back to topic.

Grandma: What chewing gum? (Grandma just don’t understand my joke, HAHA)

Me: Nothing. But the tank is so small.. and you bought so many fish, they don’t even have enough space to 

swim around. Look, they keep bang n hit each other ass. Your fish too fat!

After few days of rearing.

Grandma: Why the tank always so dirty. Change many times of water and it’s still dirty.

Me: Cause you keep feeding the fish. And they keep pooping and still UR TANK IS TOO SMALL to fit 

these fat fishes.

Then the next day, she went and buy this thing call Chlorine Neutral which instantly removes chlorine from tap water. So she just dipped the liquid into the tank and not sure of the quantity.

And wala, next morning when we wake up all the fishes die except two.

Me: PO!!!!! How come all the fishes die?

Grandma: Is it? *And she speaks so calmly* Oh, maybe is because I dipped too much liquid into the water. I thought it’s supposed to make the water clean. I wonder how can she be so calm when her fish die?

Me: You can’t put too much la.. See all your fishes die. You fish murderer.

So after that, she went to buy a new packet of fishes again. Don’t ask me why.

Me: Wah!! Why u buy again?

Grandma: Cause the other 3 die so I buy again la..

Me: But ur tank so small.. the fish very hard to swim la..

Grandma: Nvm.. cheap ma!

Me: =.= *kek-si-wa*

Then next morning, I saw one fish suicide in my shoe.

Me: PO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW… U see ur fish jump inside my shoe. So geli.. You see the fish dry already.

Grandma: HUH? WHERE? WHY JUMP?

ME: U STILL ASK ME WHY JUMP? Of course is ur tank too small la..

Grandma: Wa.. so kelian..

And next next morning, another fish die again.

Me: PO!!!!!! Ur fish everyday suicide one. U see.. One by one all die. Your fish is not to rear one la.. your fish is rear to die. Suicide fish.. Everyday, I see dry fish. Maybe can cook n put in ur rice become nasi lemak fish.

Grandma: Haha.. Yeah, why everyday oso got fish die.

Me: Still laugh.. U buy ur own fish n die and u laugh. =.=

Grandma: Cause is funny ma..

Let’s give a big applause to my grandma.. Her fish all suicide but then she went and buy again. HAHAHAHAHA Never ending punya.

Anyway, its quite interesting to see the fish sometimes. Cause this new batch of fish she just recently bought, Did not suicide yet. But! They always poop at the same time. Cause I always see their tahi come out together and stuck at the butthole there.. Quite a long thin shit. HAHAHAHA.. so interesting!

Oklar.. End of story. Hope you guys enjoy our conversation of my grandma n me.

Bye bye <3

Hot Guys..

Halo Abrebodeh!

How long have I been lost? Did anyone miss me? NO? YES?

If no, then I forgive you.

If yes, HOW COME NOBODY EVEN COMMENT ON MY COMMENT BOX? WHY THE WORLD HAVE TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS? Such a lovely little lady(me) life depends on you guys. *puke*   

NEVER SAY NEVER!!  I cannot stop my blog. It’s not dead yet. CPR PPL.. I NEED CPR!!!  This blog, will be alive again.  

Allright, thought of the day: Handsomely Charming Young Man

First of all, if you’re a male. Would you be happy and excited if a girl comes to you and ask for your number? OR You prefer to be the approacher?

Scenario  : Let’s give a name to the Male(Handsome),  Female(38)

Handsome walks into The Mall and saw 38 waiting for someone.

38 turns to handsome direction and in her mind goes *OMG, so cute this guy! FASTER COME HERE! 

HOPE HE FASTER TALK TO ME!* You know girls, they always so jia jia one. Ming ming want to make friends with that guy but then jia jia still look at the phone, see here, see there..  Don’t know pretend what. HAHAHAHA Just want the guy attention probably.

Then this time, I think if a guy likes a girl, he would never go and say hello to the girl unless he knows her. Because he’s just shy. But oh well, just a made up story. I’ll pretend the guy would go and approach this girl.

Whenever I put * …. * it means, its their thoughts!

Handsome: Hi.. Are you waiting for someone?

38: HI!!!! *GOSH!!! HE TALKES TO ME!!!! I’M THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!! Duh, of course I’m waiting for someone. Lame pick up lines. Cant he see meh? I’m stading here of course is wait someone la.. If not, I stand here modeling meh? BUT NVM, HE’s SO CUTE!!* Urm.. yeah I’m waiting for the bus.

Handsome: Huh? U wait the bus in the mall?

38: Opps.. no.. no.. no..*sigh, too nervous, why I say bus? Siao liao ah me?* I mean I’m waiting for the train. NO!!! that’s not what I meant. =.= *everything is just spoiled, what did I just say*

Handsome: Erm.. Haha ok? U’re funny!

38: Am I? *He likes me?*

Handsome: So, I’m Handsome. Can we be friends?

38: Wow.. Your name so nice. You have a good mom, give you such nice name. But I think my name not so bad too. Well, my name is 38 which means you can check in dictionary for more information. *Aiya, why he just say friends? Say girlfriend la.. Guys always so macam macam.. so slow propose.. want us wait how long?? My hair oso become gray liao then want to say meh?* Hehehe.. Yeah of course, we are friends.. LIKE BUDDY You know!! High-5!!

Handsome: Haha.. Hey, do you want to exchange numbers? So we can meet up again next time?

38: Ok. ^^ *Hopes he call me later at night * Yes, gotta catch em all.. Poke a guy *

Haha.. Well, personally.. I think if a handsome guy approach a girl. The Girl would be damn happy lo. What about guys? Do they feel excited too? =D

Comment at the comment box. ^^

Thank you.

Bye. 

Chilli Trouble

Hey ppl of my blog. Rong time no see.. rong time no see.. Hope you guys won’t forget me for not posting anything for a rong rong time.

Anyway, I’m so busy lately, haven’t have the time to settle my big business. *Ahem* FYI, it’s not the business I do in the toilet. HAHA

So how was everyone CNY going on? Did you do the tips I give out? Does it work? If you don’t we always have NEXT YEAR XD. Guess what? Even if you don’t wear anything same from others you can always do it too. Because you’ll get more ANG PAO cause by this you grabs everyone attention. So they’ll not miss out of giving it to you, unless the relatives you have are karit(stingy) ppl. HAHAHAHA Too bad for you. I feel so sorry. xD

Anyhow, I got a great topic in my head. It just keeps spinning n spinning.

Do you notice how ppl always like to get others attention? No matter you are a male or a female or even BEST SHEMALE.

Ok, so if you’re going for a dinner with your friends. Maybe an one-on-one friend chit chat in a restaurant and the food has served.

Then while you are happily chit-chatting and having your awesome dinner. Suddenly out of nowhere something stuck on your friend’s teeth. An obvious looking red chilli skin in the middle of him/her tooth gap. (Maybe he/she is ordering a Laksa Asam). TIPS for everyone: When go out with your friends/date don’t order food with chilli or it might get stuck. HAHAHA Ok, so now this is a serious situation. You can’t get your attention off him/her teeth. And you don’t know if you should tell. What if you tell, your friend gets mad at you. What if you don’t tell then your friends get mad at you too. HAHAHAHA It’s the same thing.

So this time the Roleplay goes like this.

You: *in heart* OH NO!!! Chilli skin stuck! 911 CALL 911.. CHILLI SKIN STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS/HER TOOTH

Your friend lets give her a name Dao Mei ( Unlucky in Chinese)

Dao Mei: Smiles so big that she thinks her teeth is so beautiful with a chilli skin stuck.

You: *picks up a toothpick and start cleaning your teeth so she would get a toothpick to clean hers too*

Dao Mei: Aiya, don’t use toothpick. I heard ppl say if you use toothpick your teeth gap will become bigger.

You: OMG, why she so dumb. Isn’t it obvious I trying to tell her. Er.. what to do? what to do? I cant even concentrate on what she is talking. Keeps starring at that piece of chilli skin.

After the food is finished. And Dao Mei wanted to pay for the food.

Dao Mei: Waiter.. waiter.. Bill please.

Waiter: $12 please

Dao Mei: *gives $15* $3 for tips no need to return.. Smiles even bigger*

Waiter: Thank you but miss I think you got chilli skin stuck on ur teeth.

Dao Mei: WHAT!!! And she blames you for not telling her. HAHAHA

You: Then you feel sorry for her but have no choice cause the waiter saw it already. You should then say I thought it was an tooth accessory. HAHAHAHA kek si her.

End of roleplay.

So what is your opinion? Tell or not tell? xD 

HAPPY YEAR OF RABBIT!

It’s Saturday again. Today is the last Saturday you will ever see in 2011 January’s calendar. Are you sad? Don’t be, cause CNY is coming soon. Are you excited and hyper that you wish tomorrow is CNY so that you don’t need to go to school? YAY, for HOLIDAY!

Well, I still can’t feel the atmosphere yet even though everywhere I go; they keep playing this music GONG XI GONG XI GONG XI NI! Sometimes, NO is actually EVERYTIME HAHAHA I feel it’s annoying. But!!!! I probably will play that song in my house on the first day of CNY! LOL Beware if you come visit. I give u warning already, don’t later come my house then complain so annoying. HAHAHA This is to make the CNY mood livelier.

OK…

So CNY of course u need new clothes right? Doesn’t matter if you don’t too. You can always go shopping last minute. Just like how “we” students used to study last minute. Then we kan chiong kan chiong(nervous) when the results r out.

So what will you wear on the first day? Usually first day, You can see lots of red n pink clothings HUMANS at streets, houses, cars, donkey? Maybe some ppl use donkey as transportation ma. So I just add in only, don’t want to miss out those donkey users.

Anyway, this year is the Year of the Rabbit. For those rabbit horoscope, If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap) If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap) If you’re happy and you know it then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap) Hmmm.. What should we know actually? I don’t know? Just clap la haiya. For the sake of rabbit then CLAP saja. Follow with the flow ma. xD

Wow.. I talked too much. In fact way much~~ Let’s get to the topic of today: CLOTHINGS!!! YAY!! Bet you all loves fashion. Sometimes is a DANGER you know.. WE ALL ARE IN DANGER ZONE!!! It’s like we’re on a BATTLEFIELD!!! We sometimes need to retreat. BUT NEVER PUT OUR WHITE FLAG OUT Cause ah.. you see.. CNY you go to ppl house.. then you meet lots of ppl you know some strangers? Then you of course won’t know what they will be wearing right? Mana tau? SEKALI U STEP IN THE HOUSE! GOT ALARM E-YO E-YO E-YO! EMERGENCY! U SEE PPL WEARING THE SAME THING AS U! Wah.. cham liao lo cham liao.. Jia lat eh!! Awkward situation. What to do leh at situation like this?

Attention girls n boys! If this really happens.. Don’t PANIC!! First thing you need to do is POSE! Haha.. Just pose anything you want to attract attention from others. Even ppl stand from afar, also can see your pose. So ppl will first look at your clothings.. PPL WILL GO OH!!! NOT BAD AH THIS PERSON WEARS!! Then when they look at the other person who wears the same thing as you.. They’ll go EH!! THIS PERSON WEARS THE SAME THING AS HIM/HER. MUST BE COPY PPL STYLE DE!!! HAHAHAHAHA…

If ppl asked what r u doing? Don’t say posing.. Cause ppl will think you ki siao! U SAY I JIAO CHOU JING(leg cramp). Then out of a sudden, you 2 surely will become friends de. HAHAHA cause they surely will ask if U are OK? 

My tips very good right? LOL Can make new friends just by posing! 

JUST FOLLOW MY RULES N NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! Just blame the person who wears the same thing as you la. Even though they are not at fault. HAHAHAHA Who asked them to wear the same thing as you.

Wow.. looks like an essay. OMG! TOO MUCH WORDS!!! SO HARD TO BREATHE!!! Sometimes you see too much words you’ll go I’M OUT OF OXYGEN! WHAT TO DO? NO WORRIES.. WE NEED A BREAK.

WHAT BREAK? OF COURSE IT’S KIT KAT!!!! YAY.. BUT HEY NO!!! WHY I ADVERTISE FREE KIT KAT HERE? THEY OSO NO PAY ME MONEY!!!

OKla OKla.. Too much liao.. PPL pengsan.. I stop here dulu.. HEHE

Bye bye <3

Singing? Dancing?

AH-HA! It’s me again! Surprise!!

Sorry ppl for not updating in a while again.

Devil angel pop out from my left side: It’s too late to apologize!

Angelic angel pop out from right side: Har… SIA MI?? MAI ANI LA.. Forgiveness is more than saying sorry.  

Devil angel: What? idiot! I’m singing the song “It’s too late to apologize”. What r u talking about?

Angelic angel: Oh, really? But I’m also singing a song call Forgiveness is more than saying sorry also ma. IDIOT BACK! What r u talking about? Beh-paiseh.. U want a piece of me? <<Britney song again>> I no cari pasal oh.. You can’t touch this. <<MC HAMMER>>

Lame conversation ended. HAHA

Yeah So, lately have you guys found out movies with singing have become very popular nowadays?

Like Glee, Muscial High School, Disney cartoons and etc etc. Maybe all these are copied from Bollywood Style? You notice how Indian movies always sing and dance along in almost every part from starting till end? Everything is so sudden and busy. First, it was the talking then suddenly they started to sing and dance. OK, that is acceptable. But somehow they were supposed to be singing and dancing in a grassy flowery field and chasing each other happily like playing MU YING ZHUA XIAO CHI? *eagles chasing little chicks* hahaha.. translation FAIL! Anyway, while chasing out of nowhere the scenery turned into a beach. How that is suppose to happen?? Maybe they have super-natural power? OMG!!! We should envy Indians cause other races can’t do that. Yee-ha!! Start treating your Indian friends better. Maybe one day, they will tell us their secrets. MM..

So what if one day, everyone really starts singing and dancing to communicate with one and another? Would you say it’s awkward? It’s awesome? It’s amphibian? HAHAHA.. Trying to get all the A’s word.. can’t think of others  anymore..Sorry, dictionary too small. Lousy vocabulary. xD

But if it really happens.. then it will be so damn weird lo.. Everything sing and dance.

So the role play should go like this:

So you see a pretty lady walking down the street.

You: Pretty woman, walking down the street.. Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet.

Pretty lady: Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want.. <<Spice girls- Wannabe>>

You: I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love’s going to leave me <<Right Said Fred- I’m Too Sexy>>

Pretty lady: F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for You and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all. <<Spongebob- F.U.N>>

You: Wait… I don’t understand… I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?

Pretty lady: No! That’s how you’re supposed to feel!

You: Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Pretty lady: Okay!

Basically its like this la. Maybe we can try it with our friends one day. I bet it will be FUN! HAHA

Ok, I end here frist.

Bye bye <3

1 Week Anniversary!

Hello people who read my blog. It’s been 3 days I haven’t blog about anything, ey? Do you guys miss me? Awww.. I know you do! Ok, I’m so perasan. But what can I do? People mountain people sea~~ (人山人海). Understand? Actually I oso don’t understand what I’m writing. If you understand, then I advice you to go for a checkup incase?

Role play:

Physiologist : What’s your problem?

You : I not sure, but I was reading a blog then the blogger say if I understand what he/she mean. I should come see you.

Physiologist : Wow.. that’s really hard to interpret. Anyway, can you give me the site?

Then when the physiologist finishes reading. He himself went for another physiologist to cure. So the physiologist cycle goes on and on. HAHAHAHA OK LAME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HEART. Sorry.

Let’s continue with today’s topic.

Do you guys know what day is today? It’s not just the ordinary day that you go to school, dig your nose or even play with stick? Errr.. what’s with the play with stick thingy? HAHA  

Welll, Today is my Happy 1 week Blog Anniversary. YAY!!!

I would like to thank my blog readers and ppl who commented on my blog.

Namelist: Gerald, unknown, Jacky, blur, Shane, Luke仔, Jack, lex and Elephant. And also thanks to 

those who doesn’t comment as well. Hehe..

Anyway, I discovered something through my everyday speculation (OMG!!!! STALKER) at this random “Ah-pek” (STALK AH-PEK LAGI, MY HOLY MOLEY!) who always play his flute every morning near the bus stop just around my house area.

Well, the music he plays sounds like a slow melody of a bird that lost in a forest? OMG what kind of explanation is that? Haha.. it’s up to u to figure it out! LOL

So I was curious about his action and I again ask my grandma.

Role play:

Me : Hey po, why this ah-pek always play his flute at the bus stop one? The bus stop is for ppl to wait for bus but then he come here is to play his bird lost in forest music.

Granny : Later play at home, his neighbours will come complain him very noisy la.

Me : But why every time he always play the same song over and over again.He not pai-seh de meh?? Call his bus-stop fans listen the same thing every day. His song never change one leh.. 365 days, oso bird lost in forest. Many ppl see de leh..

Granny : Maybe he only knows how to play this song.

End of role play.

So maybe one day I should go take picture with him and get his autograph. Let him be popular in my blog. 

And you guys can also listen to this bird lost in forest music. YAY!!!! Hahahaha..

So I end here first.

Bye bye <3

Yesterday & Today Recap..

Hey ya all. It’s Saturday already. I bet everyone loves Saturday. It’s my favourite day of the week too. You can go for a movie, yam-cha with friends or like me “Cleaning your Crib” but reluctantly. All of a sudden while I’m still sleeping in my comfy warm “hut”, my grandma yelled at me “HEY U PUNK! Get up and help me!”. I jumped out of bed thought some tigress had (Mu Lao Hu) gone mad. HAHAHA Ok, that was inappropriate. Do Not Attempt this Act! xD

Anyway, while cleaning I make fun with my grandma. I saw one of her formal dress that she never wears. N the story goes like this ROLE PLAY:

Me: Po!!!!!! (That’s how I call her, HAHA) Why u never wear this?

Granny: NO PLACE TO WEAR, U WANT ME WEAR TO WHERE??

Me: MAHJONG!!

Granny: HAHA.. wear this sure win right?

Me: No!!!! But when ppl asked you why you dress so formally? u can reply BECAUSE I’m DU SEN! (God of Gambler) HAHAHA

After that, I disturb her again for the 2^nd time. I saw this Santa Hat so I put it on her head.

ROLES PLAY AGAIN:

Me: Wow.. Po, I think you can join the Beauty Pageant. So pretty leh..

Granny: Yala.. Yala.. Always disturb me only.

Then after a while, she took the rubbish out but with her santa hat still on her head. She came back and say U SEE U MAKE ME FORGOT THAT I STILL WEARING THIS. PPL KEEP LOOKING AT ME JUST NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA … Laugh die me when she told me. Then she scolded me "U STILL DARE TO LAUGH!!!". LOL But its really funny ma wearing Santa Hat when's its not Christmas. 

So basically today, I cleaned the kitchen shelves, my room and even the toilet. I did took some pictures too. Check it out.

From this, (All of these arent mine! except for the green darlie u found lying on the newspaper) =D

Look how dirty is that. YUCK! 

Then in the process of cleaning ... 

Bubbles bubbles I <3 Bubbles .. 

And ta-da~~ Nice and sparkly clean. Done by Me. =D 

It smells nice like Lemon.. I think I can sleep in the toilet today. I'll go and get my camping bag and camp here for a night. HAHA

So what about yesterday? What did I do? Interesting stuff? Boring stuff? Well, u decide for me. Hehe..

Me and my grandma were wrapping Ba-zhang for CNY! Cause she's lazy to cook for CNY! So if ppl come to our house, we'll serve you BA-ZHANG! HAHAHA... Limited edition leh!!! CNY can eat ba-zhang. 

Yay! This are the ones i wrapped. Got big and small in sizes cause I'm still a noob. I know it doesn't look as nice but I wrapped it full with my hearts <3 <3 Hehe.. and it taste nice too. Nyom-nyom. Yummy~

Boiling . . . & Waiting for it to cook so i can dumped them in my tummy. HAHA

Woooooooooooooooo.... 

Need so sakai ma? YES! NEED DE!! HAHA

Delicious.. Are you hungry? Hehe..

Anyway, I did something silly again and kena scolded again lo.. Soi soi de lo.. HAHAHA

Cleaning the salty eggs....Wondering what i can do with it? AH-HA! A black snowman! HAHAHAHA

That's why kena scolded cause I was playing.

Mr & Mrs Snowman. So cute right? =D 

Anyway, That's all. Hope you guys enjoy reading. ^^

Bye bye <3

Morning Hairdo

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z

Now I know my ABC, Next time won’t you sing with me? Hooray!!

If you really read and sing along with me, I think ur brain really got problem. HAHAHAHA

AND I WILL OPEN MY ARMS AND WELCOME YOU TO THE WEIRDOS!!!

YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A WERIDO GRADUATION CERTIFICATE!!! CONGRATULATION!!! I FELL SO PROUD, HAPPY TEARS ARE FLOWING DOWN MY CHEEKS!!!

BUT today our topic is not even related to the one above! HAHAHAHAHA

CAUSE I <3 RANDOM!! Don’t you too?

SO Yeah.. Bring the topic on!!!

Ok, when you wake up in the morning, is you hair messy? IF yes!!! We’re the same species living in this earth!!! High 5 buddy.. high 5 or we can have Butt 5 too! HAHAHAHA whichever you like!

You know when you wake up, first thing you’ll do is to look in the mirror and you’ll see some of your hair flying outwards. But not everyone does the same as me.. Some might wake up, look around with their silly retarded tiny small eyes then fall back into sleep again. HAHAHAHAHA OK maybe that’s me too, I’ll just admit it!!! HAHAHAHA

Anyway back to topic, sorry I always randomly change into another situation. HAHAHAHA You’ll just have to bear with me OK? HANG ON THERE!! JUST HANG ON!! Once you saw yourself in the mirror you’ll get the shock of your entire morning going WOAH….. WOAH….. WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! Who’s that person? And you’ll just cheer yourself once again that’s some hella of a pretty monster hey.

The worst part is when someone comes to your house DING DONG!!!! OMG!!!! I JUST WOKE UP WHY PPL ARE SO EARLY??? Then you are forced to open your door with an unwilling face and your hair still flying outwards.

The situation goes like this ROLE PLAY:

*Maybe some ke-poh neighbour of yours come and presses your doorbell cause they want borrow salt*

Me : OH gosh!!! Why the heck ppl come to my house so early in the morning. It’s only 9.30am!!! What I do? What I do? *now you gets very nervous but you still have to open the door*

Ke-poh neighbour: Hello!!!! HELLO!!!! ANYBODY HOME??? (Their voice is always super duper high tone, I wonder why again) Hahaha

Me: *Opens the door* Er.. WHY HELLO NEIGHBOUR! Yea, u find me? (acting like very polite so to reduce the awkwardness) Come in and have a seat.

Ke-poh neighbour: Then they will forget about borrowing salt thingy. And end up with a topic like Wow.. your hair is so interesting OH~~

Me: *In my heart, I’ll give her a = = face* But in reality just act as normal as possible. Then you can make up stories. Oh yeahlo.. Just now I went to that saloon I asked the hairstylist help me style my hair. Then the stylist say I help you wax your hair outwards. It’s the trendiest hairstyle now. So I say OKLA my hair depends on you now. Then when my hair is done, the result becomes like that!

Ke-poh neighbour: Oh!!!! Like that… *don’t know true or not one*

Me: To even reduce the awkwardness you can just make any sound like he-he-he-he.. then asked DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? TEA? OR ME? I mean MILK? HAHAHAHAHA..

End of roleplay

So, yeah basically that’s my story. What about you? Have you ever have situation like that? Hehe..

Thanks for dropping by and of course READ! Don’t just drop by then leave. HAHAHAHA I will haunt you. 

Nah, I love my readers. Muacks. =D

Bye bye <3

Weirdest compliment!

HELLO~~~~~ THURSDAY!!!!

Weee-peee~~ I don’t know why I’m feeling happy today.

Neways, let’s get to the topic of today.. Ho-ho!! Are you ready for another Lamest random topic I’m gonna say?

OK! Allright, So.. What I really wanna know is when you’re out on a first date with someone you like. Which part of his/her physical appearance that you are most attracted to OR something on him/her you’ll notice most? I know this would be a nervous time for both since its the first date, you want to look good and present your best and everything has to be perfect. But sometimes the date will tu-chek a bit.(messed up in hokkien?)

YEAH! Back to topic! So which part is it? Is it their beautiful round eyes? Their silky shinny advertisement hair? *Aiya, must be wear wig one la* HAHAHA Their lovely smile? Their moles with few hairs standing out? HAHAHA So, are you this kind of ppl? Well, if you are then u’re a disgusting pervert!! HAHAHA.. Nah, I’m just joking dude! It’s actually a normal act for everyone. Everyone does that too.  Looking at him/her then pretending not to look at because you want to look cool or something? HAHA

I’m not sure what you guys will think about me? But for me, the most attractive part is a guy’s Adam’s apple. 

Don’t you think it’s the most gorgeous thing in the whole wide world that God has created in a human body? Especially when they are swallowing a piece of maybe BBQ meat with mustard sauce on it? HAHA…  

OK that’s just an example.

But it’s true!!! So the role play goes like this :

*Girl and guy go into a restaurant for dinner*

Guy : You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.

Girl : Why thank you.

*When the food arrives and they start eating*

Guy: *chews his food and ready to swallow*

*Girl starst a conversation*

Girl: You have the most gorgeous looking throat I have ever seen.

Guy: ***thinking errrrr… what did she just say? She’s so damn weird! I… I… I think I betta run*** Coughs-coughs!! OK, that’s so nice of you?

End of role play.

So I bet my date would go like this one day! HAHAHAHAHA.. My guy would be so pissed off and walk away. Boooooo.. HAHAHA they just can’t take compliment. Anyway, that guy must be thinking he's an unlucky dude!

So who wants to have a date with mua? *wink-wink* 

Well my post stops here for today! Enjoy reading you guys ^^ 

Bye bye <3

Just Started

Hello Bloggers world? Is that how they supposed to call it? I don’t know.. AIYA!!! CINCAI LA!!! can understand good liao ma right? xD You know, I know, everyone knows then Ok liao la!! Hiong liao lo!! Can fly liao!! Hahaha.. Anyway, enough with the siao liam-ness. Bet you guys were like wth, waste my time to read. I’m so sorry peeps.

Well, what makes me start to write this blog is because every time when I’m bored I will go and check out my friends blog.. N its so hella damn funny!!! Then they inspired me to write my own too! Weeee.. Now I got my own blog BUT with no readers.. Yee-ha!! that’s what I’m talking about, right?!?! So exciting, isn’t?!?! HAHAHA.. *That’s just how I cheer myself*

So let’s write sometankk baby~

Wow.. sometankk random just pop up in my mind!! O mai gosh! I’m so gonna write it!! Have you ever wonder how many tissue paper rolls you’ll use in a day? Look at that it’s so fluffy!!! IM GONNA DIE!!! The tissue paper roll I have has little polka dots on it. At least I have a normal one. Some ppl bought them with drawings and nice flower scent maybe lily, mint or jasmine? I wonder why? We’re just gonna use it to clean our “polluted” butt-hole. That’s all and we throw it in the bin. Why buy so expensive when you can have cheaper ones? Is it they have sensitive butt allergies attack? It’s like our butt can only accept certain type of tissue paper.

ROLE PLAY:

Butt:  tissue please!

Normal hideous looking tissue:  I’m coming! *it’s getting nearer to my butt now*

Butt: An error has occurred! Virus attacked from the tissue clans! GET ME A TISSUE EXTERMINATOR!!!  SAVE ME CAPTAIN TISSUE!!!!

Gorgeous looking tissue:  I’m coming for help! Stay where you are! *getting onto the butt*

Butt: AHHHH!!! This feels more like it!!!

END OF ROLE PLAY! OK IM SO LAME I KNOW!!!! HAHAHAHA

BUT EH, WAIT SORRY WRONG INFO NO NOT ALL PPL!! Some ppl probably might prank their housemate’s n cover their entire wall with tissue paper rolls especially during April’s Fool!!! I wish I’m the one who got prank. AM I CRAZY? NO! WANNA KNOW WHY? Then I’ll have free tissues and save up my money to buy them!! HAHA.. CAUSE I’M A CHEAP ASS KIDDO!! xD

I have another idea too.. We can dress up as a mummy tissue roll for this year Halloween!!! It’s much cheaper than you buy those authentic costumes which cost u lots! And you can even let other sign your tissue.. nice memory, ey? HAHA Awesome idea! OK I know I’m out of topic.. It’s not even HALLOWEEN yet.. I’m always in advance in preparation. HAHAHAHAHA too advance I guess?

Anyway, this is my random thought for today. HAHAHAHA cause I’m just weird! Weird ppl out there I want to be your friend, can I? =D

Bye bye.. <3