Wow.. It’s been a year already since I started my blog and lost in the wind.
Me : “Hello? Hello? Are you still alive blog?”
A voice from head : NO! CAUSE 2012 IS END OF THE WORLD!! Mua-Ha-Ha!
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Anyway, this incident happen just recently. And I think it’s quite amusing so I might share it with the internet world.
Are you a reckless driver? / Do you get lost often? / Are you not good at parking? / Do you have cars’ phobia on road?
Yes _____ No ____
If Yes, we are on the same boat. *High-fi, my new friend!*
If No, you are not human. Haha..
Ok, so I have this trouble driving in Brunei. Oh well, you’re just going to say Brunei is so small and its easy to drive here. Roads are wide enough for you to just park anywhere and drive with a speed of 120kkm/hr. Blah-blah-blah.
NOW I TELL YOU!! THIS IS BULL SHITTAKE MUSHROOM!! ITS NOT AS EASY AS ABC!!
The story goes like this. Based on 100% true story. Hips don't lie. Haha
Annie(lives in Rimba) , Rose(from Temburong) and Timothy(from Temburong) are my cousins.
It was 9 a.m in the morning. Rose and Timothy came all the way from Temburong the day before. So I called
Annie Dai Ka Zhe(Big sister) to see what she is up to.
Ring-ring-ring@!*#!@%$ to Annie.
Me : Hey Ann, Good Morning! Are you still sleeping?
Annie : Yeah why?
Me : Are you doing anything later?
Annie : I have to teach Gideon(her brother) finished his homework.
Me : Oh okay! But Rose and Timothy came down to Bandar yesterday.
Annie : Really? Ok, maybe later I’ll pick them up at Muara.
Me : OK.
End of phone conversation.
So Annie said she will pick Rose and Timothy up BUT because of my kepo-ness I wanted to bring them to Rimba myself.
Me : Rose, Tim go and bath now. Fast! I will bring you to Rimba.
Rose & Tim : Not Ah Jie Annie bring meh??
Me : I told her I’ll bring you guys already so faster go and bath. (That is a 100% LIE)
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Faster full speed dial Annie’s number.
Me : Hello Ann, I think I will bring Rose and Timothy to Rimba so you don’t have to come and pick them
anymore. OK?
Annie : Ok then. You bring them to Xuan's house(one of my Aunt's house at Rimba). I'll pick them there later.
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So we start our crazy journey to Rimba.
After showering, 3 of us went in the car. I was the driver but I have no idea how to get to Rimba.
Location now : Muara
Ideal Location : Rimba
*In the car*
Me : Hey Tim, do you know how to get to Rimba.
Timothy : Yea, you have to use the Subok road.
Me : What? SUBOK? Subok is go to Eileen’s house la.
Timothy : Oh yeameh? The you just go Gadong first then from there I will know how to go Rimba.
I didn’t reply him because I thought I might know the way to Rimba already. So no worries. Everything's will be just fine. I believe.
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So in the end we reached the roundabout near to the new driving school in Muara. I turn to the sign where they put “Berakas”. When I reached to the nearest Hua-Ho roundabout, I then turned back to “Muara” lane.
Timothy was complaining why I did not go to “Berakas” and straight to “Gadong”. I then told him that I know another faster way to “Rimba”.
So we went back to Muara and went to the Lambak. So if I have to use the Lambak lane, what I have to do is just drive straight. But I did not went straight all the way, cause I was lost already. In the end we turn back to Berakas. HA-HA-HA. This is the so called “faster way”.
An unlucky day with an unlucky person. It was raining heavily at Berakas and traffic congested.
But anyhow, we managed to get through the traffic. But Timothy was still complaining. “We should have followed our sister. NOT YOU! You keep getting lost only.”
After I reached Gadong, I asked Timothy how to go to Rimba. He said there’s a road to Rimba but he couldn’t remember where. Then my face suddenly dropped.
Me : Just now you say go to Gadong now you say you don’t know where.
So we just keep pusing pusing here and there.
Result : Muara-> Berakas-> Muara-> Lambak-> *Almost at rimba but changed to another U-turn*-> Berakas-> Gadong-> *almost rimba but turn wrong again*-> Bandar-> Gadong-> Finally RIMBA!!!!
We uses 2 hours to reach Rimba. From 11a.m to 1p.m. Calculate my time and my fuel. Wow, I think everyone would have reach halfway near to Miri already in these hour.
Thank you for my awesome-ness I now can bring you to anywhere you want. Just call me then we can Dou-Feng in my car. Haha..
In the end, everyone is hungry!! Chiong ah... for the food!!!
Oh yeah, my mom even asked me why the fuel finish up so fast, it was still FULL yesterday. I told her "Errr...no idea."
Mom : Where do you go yesterday?
Me : No where, just went to Rimba only ma at Xuan-xuan house la. *in my heart* (Phew.. that was close!!)
