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Today’s topic: Being a fish is so “UNLUCKY”. HAHAHA << randomness topic of all times>>
OK, so the other day my grandma was so boring at home.
And the story goes like that.
Grandma: Hey, let’s go get some pet to rear at home. Shall we?
Me: Errr.. pet? What pet?
Grandma: I don’t know.
So few days later, after I reached home, unlock the door, I saw a tiny fish tank at home with goldfish in it.
Me: OH!! So u mean fish?
Grandma: See, I bought one is you and one is me.
Me: Erm.. what about the other 3?
Grandma: That’s just extra! They say it’s cheaper to buy like that.
Me: Extra the chewing gum? (See.. asian grandma always bargain to get cheap stuff. That’s why everytime you go with your family and has a sleepover at the Hotel. They tend to move everything back home: toothbrush, toilet roll, dig ear cotton, pens and paper.. Whatever that’s free it will be packed home). HAHA.. so back to topic.
Grandma: What chewing gum? (Grandma just don’t understand my joke, HAHA)
Me: Nothing. But the tank is so small.. and you bought so many fish, they don’t even have enough space to
swim around. Look, they keep bang n hit each other ass. Your fish too fat!
After few days of rearing.
Grandma: Why the tank always so dirty. Change many times of water and it’s still dirty.
Me: Cause you keep feeding the fish. And they keep pooping and still UR TANK IS TOO SMALL to fit
these fat fishes.
Then the next day, she went and buy this thing call Chlorine Neutral which instantly removes chlorine from tap water. So she just dipped the liquid into the tank and not sure of the quantity.
And wala, next morning when we wake up all the fishes die except two.
Me: PO!!!!! How come all the fishes die?
Grandma: Is it? *And she speaks so calmly* Oh, maybe is because I dipped too much liquid into the water. I thought it’s supposed to make the water clean. I wonder how can she be so calm when her fish die?
Me: You can’t put too much la.. See all your fishes die. You fish murderer.
So after that, she went to buy a new packet of fishes again. Don’t ask me why.
Me: Wah!! Why u buy again?
Grandma: Cause the other 3 die so I buy again la..
Me: But ur tank so small.. the fish very hard to swim la..
Grandma: Nvm.. cheap ma!
Me: =.= *kek-si-wa*
Then next morning, I saw one fish suicide in my shoe.
Me: PO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW… U see ur fish jump inside my shoe. So geli.. You see the fish dry already.
Grandma: HUH? WHERE? WHY JUMP?
ME: U STILL ASK ME WHY JUMP? Of course is ur tank too small la..
Grandma: Wa.. so kelian..
And next next morning, another fish die again.
Me: PO!!!!!! Ur fish everyday suicide one. U see.. One by one all die. Your fish is not to rear one la.. your fish is rear to die. Suicide fish.. Everyday, I see dry fish. Maybe can cook n put in ur rice become nasi lemak fish.
Grandma: Haha.. Yeah, why everyday oso got fish die.
Me: Still laugh.. U buy ur own fish n die and u laugh. =.=
Grandma: Cause is funny ma..
Let’s give a big applause to my grandma.. Her fish all suicide but then she went and buy again. HAHAHAHAHA Never ending punya.
Anyway, its quite interesting to see the fish sometimes. Cause this new batch of fish she just recently bought, Did not suicide yet. But! They always poop at the same time. Cause I always see their tahi come out together and stuck at the butthole there.. Quite a long thin shit. HAHAHAHA.. so interesting!
Oklar.. End of story. Hope you guys enjoy our conversation of my grandma n me.
Bye bye <3
