Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Mole Trap

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Haha.. That’s right! A MOLE!


I'm so Fluffeh!!

No! Not that mole.. But don’t you think this little grey mole look so cute like a Chinese? Where are its eyes? (What I meant was Chinese has small eyes)

Ok, Back to story…

Where does a mole come from? << I used to ask my mom the same question, BUT what I asked was: where does baby comes from? >> 

Me when young : Mommy, where do I come from?

Mom : You come from daddy's worm and it was injected to mommy's stomach and you become a baby.

Me : HUH? I AM A WORM? But where does the worm comes from?

Mom : It comes from your daddy's stomach.

Me : But why is there worm in daddy's stomach? Am i like the soil worm? How can it enter your stomach then? 

Mom : It swims from daddy's stomach into mommy stomach lo.

Me : BUT HOW TO SWIM?  And why if i am the worm i can become a baby human?

Lots of ??????????? was circling my head. I was really confused and keep asking WHY? and more WHY? she tries to explain it to me in details. Not 100% true fact but oh well, it is quite relevant isn't it? But i still don't get it until i reached secondary school. Don't you think kids are annoying like me?? Punch them in the face. Haha.. i'm just kidding.

So I have this curiosity when my little cousin has a tiny chocolate mole on his cheek, and when everyone compliment how cute his mole was he completely freaks out and hates it. I do quite have a few moles on my neck and maybe someday I would consider having it removed. 

Do you like your moles or is it a troublesome thing for you too?  



So I did searched through the internet, and look what i found: It's this Chinese Facial Mole Reading thingamajig. Holy Moly... It explains what all this black polka dots on your face mean. Some are the lucky dots and some are the unlucky ones.  

In Conclusion,

If this is what the Chinese believes, then I guess everyone need to consider to either get rid of all the bad luck moles or plant some good luck moles on their face? So all the health, wealth and luck comes to us. How rich can we be? spending on moles? Maybe, that’s where the rich Chinese people shops on. We spend on clothes and other necessities, they spend on MOLES!! Haha.. (Don't get offended, it's just a joke)

Anyhow, I found a cheaper way to get moles on skin. I do not recommend you to follow but if you are a mole freak then I won’t stop you. You could use a dark coloured marker pen/dark coloured pen.

Step 1: Draw a circle on your desired spot.

Step 2: Shade your entire circle black. The darker the better. So that people from a far could see your stunning mole.

Step 3: You can even draw the mole depending on your mood. Maybe you like to have it in the middle of your forehead today and tomorrow you would like to have it near your lips.

Step 4: Choose your specific mole for a specific day. Health mole, Success mole, Fortune mole and so on..

It’s washable.. It’s cheap.. It’s a NOMAD mole!! Haha.. 

So here are some moles example i want to share with you.



The Big Mole Inventor
Don't cha wish you girlfriend was hot like me?



I can't beat the Queen of Mole But Don't Play play.. My mole is more protruding. 


Well, I'm the Master of All Hairy Moles. 

Please comment for the upcoming topics you wish me to talk about. hehe.. 

Thank you very much. and stay tune.


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