O so Random!

 Today's topic will be so random that you will go 

Here it goes...

When I was little, I used to believe that flies, ants and any other insects have lives like us humans. They go to school, go to work, get married, have babies, celebrate their birthday and attend accidental funerals à (HUMAN SEE ONE INSECT KILL ONE INSECT!) That’s right, we are cruel. We should award ourselves with the name, Cruella de vil.    

The life of the insects : 

We have trained so hard for Flympics. FLYMPICS HERE WE COME! 

BUT with just one press 

There you go.. You can choose the Big ones, Medium ones, Small ones, Extra tiny ones and the list continues.............................................................

We should thank the person invented all these, making our lives easier?

But the one i used at home  is

I think everyone should bring this when they go for a jog at some Bukit bukit (Hills) places. There are so many insects there. Just spray the whole bukit with your Insecticides. HAHAHA Later the bukit become very polluted and when the time comes don't spread my name, PLEASE! All the insects are extinct in Brunei because of ME? NO!!!!! HELL NO!!!! 

Who asked you guys to follow me? Another option is you wear long sleeves and spray the insecticides on yourselves. When the insects come near you they all Die liao liao.. Good? 

If you don't do like i said, your poor hand becomes  

See.. The Itchiness.. Feels like scratching, huh?

But again with just one press everything will turn out

Sushi platter - Full of proteins. a total YUM!

So I tried my first protein builder in Thailand. It was so crunchy, its just the same as KEROPOK we eat. Want to have a bite?

Which would you prefer? Apple Chocolate Maggots or the one you want Simply Plain Maggots?

The one i tried in Thailand is the one on your right..

Look at this! What is this? *PUKE* This is the one that we should kill instead!!!! Not our Flympics!!!! 

To tell you the truth, i ever trapped a group of flies in my brother room before. Because he don't want to let me use his computer. Revenge!!! Ha-ha-ha.. 

The worst is who would ever do this???

What an art! Flies tattoo? Does it make us look cool? Err.... i wonder? What's your opinion on this?

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